royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

 

deadmanswrench:

Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke

 
Anonymous: How often do you drink during the school year?

boozeandboatshoes:

Any time I log in to check my grades

 
me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
 

petitetourneau:

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the greatest moment in British film history.

 

megsokay:

hiddenlex:

broodingsoul:

pussyriot:

Chris Pratt is the kind of guy you put out for at the end of every date. 

Chris Pratt is the kind of guy you can take home to meet mom and your mom wants to know if he’s into older women.

It’s kinda impressive that the hottest thing in these aren’t his arms, but his eyes in that first one. 

Chris Pratt was genetically engineered to be a perfect blend of classic Harrison Ford and Jennifer Lawrence: a male American movie star for the 2010s.

 

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

 
nursingmonkeymomma:

oceanplait:

superwholockey:

tanzanator:

bookworm-for-life:



Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue


I am a writer I say as I reblog this

i am an a R TIST

FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER

Hey, I just like to know my limits.


So this is saying that when I was sick with a fever of 106 at the age of nine and completely delirious (I don’t remember most of it), I was knocking on death’s door.

nursingmonkeymomma:

oceanplait:

superwholockey:

tanzanator:

bookworm-for-life:

Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue

I am a writer I say as I reblog this

i am an a R TIST

FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER

Hey, I just like to know my limits.

So this is saying that when I was sick with a fever of 106 at the age of nine and completely delirious (I don’t remember most of it), I was knocking on death’s door.

 
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