#Hey Mr President#Invade Britain whenever you want#Back door’s open
#dear mister obama please take australia it’s yours #we’ll bake you cookies and everything #you can pat our kangaroos #fuck you can have one here take one #all yours
#seriously #peru’s open too #all the llamas will be your army #just come get them
#I bet obama secretly has a tumblr
ooc: I remember this interview!!! LOLOL Also, I love that he’s One of Us.
ooc: how could you ever even consider anyone else?
if you woke me up ‘just to say goodnight’ i would probably kick you in the face tbh
protip: if you can’t remember someone’s name, just call them “old sport”
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
saw this today.. i just can’t.. :D
THIS IS AMAZING.
Eh, the missus and I couldn’t be more chuffed, could we, love?
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
